1. “apart from the fact that the groom is a dog, we followed all customs,”

     

  2. never put “coincidences” in quotes

     

  3. john mayer’s penis speaks!

     

  4. small, collapsed black hole

     

  5. "don’t quote me on this"
    — your own uncle
     

  6. ‘they hung in the woods by shirt collars and jacket sleeves, a frightful reminder of better days and cleaner smells’

     

  7. mining gold in town, no name,
    long dead, all bones and veins
    the choke held all the same
    soft head and hard frame, and hard luck
    no remains, and no refrain

    least of all, no restraint